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Bygone for baayegaani
- 8 Steps to Solidarity
Iranians for Intentional International Corruption
Alimohamad Masoud Ansari
Wishing you a prosperous and free Iran in New Melli
year 122 On behalf of:
Iranicans | Turd Force | Iranian Traitors | PWM | IIIC | Equus Asinus &
Just as we removed the old dusts from our individual homes in preparation
for the New Year, so we should also forgive and forget our grudges and put
matters in the past to rest. We need to embrace what ever the future may
Iran was like Switzerland until the British coup that installed Pahlavi
dynasty. Iran briefly enjoyed prosperity and freedom in 1932 until the CIA
coup. In 1978 with our Great Islamic revolution we gained our independence
from Imperialism and once again we are positioned on the road for civil
We hereby suggest an 8 step program of "Bygone for Baayegaani"
as motto for a nationwide New Year resolution.
Majority of the Iranian population are too young to be burdened with the
old historical baggage. And our elders are too lazy to move out of their
comfort zone to learn from the past.
In only 25 years, the nature will take it's course to liberate our society
from all remaining witnesses of Iran's "behind-the-scenes" Great
We urge all progressive elements of our society to participate in developing
a scientific procedure to systematically implement a "Bygone for Baayegaani"
policy. To expedite a nationwide "Facts & Figure" purging.
The young generation - 20 years and younger; has an obligation to Iran's
future. You are to induce senile dementia. In our era, it is not appropriate
to learn about fictional/mystical heroes like ArioBarzan and Babak Khoramdin.
For a democratic future, we need to lead ourselves.
Last year was fantastic for all of us. We were instrumental in a gradual
and tangible political democratization in Iran while booking lucrative financial
deals for our sponsors. This year also, while committed to the Reform movement;
we will aim against people's uprising by advocating a cultural Evolution
(not revolution) aimed to rid us of all cultural taboos.
We count on your support to lobby for the following ballot initiatives which
will take place in Iran before the next Iranian Presidential election. Our
upcoming national referendum will be supervised by the United Nation representatives
and Non-Governmental Organizations. It will bring us unprecedented freedom.
The present administrative setup of the country is costly. To bring about
the spirit of national solidarity we need to consolidate our states in
preparation of an evolving Republic. The country will be divided to the
following ten interdependent zone/nation.
1.1: Republic of South Azerbaijan. To consist
of the present: Azerbaijan East, Azerbaijan West, Ardabil and Zanjan.
The new capitol will be named Pishehvar to honor founder of Azerbaijan's
Republic: Jafar Pishevari. Sep-1945.
1.2: Democratic Kurdistan Republic. To consist
of the present: Ilam, Kermanshah, Hamedan and Lorestan. The new capitol
will be named Ghazi-Abad to honor Kurdish Democratic Party hero: Ghazi
1.3: Islamic Republic of E.Arabia: To consist
of the present: Khuzestan and Bushehr. The new capitol will be named Khazaliyeh
to honor Sheikh Khazal, the founder of first British approved Islamic
government in Iran. Apr-1925.
1.4: Gilan Republic. To consist of the present:
Gilan, Mazandaran and Golestan. The new capital will be named Soltangrad
[as in Stalingrad] to honor founder of Soviet Republic of Gilan Ahmad
Soltanzadeh. Jun-1920. We will oppose any motion to call the new capitol
Koochooloo - after Mirza Koochak of Jungle. Jul-1920.
1.5: Bakhtiar Feudal Federation: To consist
of the present: Chaharmahal, Bakhtiyari, Kohgiluyeh, BoyerAhmad and Fars.
The new capitol will be named "Lire" in memory of Feudal's favorite
1.6: Holly state of Qom: An independent spiritual
state like the Vatican.
1.7: DMZ Sea: Both northern and southern collection
of water should be demilitarized zone. They are nothing but a cesspool
causing conflicts with our neighbors. In absence of unified state we should
relinquish our dogmatic claims. Caspian Sea should become a Free Sea for
all our Moslem brethren. We condemn referring to Arabic Gulf as Persian.
It should be called the Gulf or Islamic Gulf.
1.8: Independent Islands: In the name of peace
and serenity; we also welcome sheikdom's financial support to declare
all disputed islands as free ports administered by United Nation under
1.9: Baluchistan Republic: To consist of the
present: Sistan and Baluchestan. We have not yet determined it's capitol.
1.10: Federal Republic of Persia: The left over
will tentatively remain under Persian oppressors.
2. Country's name
Our country consists of diverse tribes, ethnicity, multiple nationalities
with various languages. The
Iranian Traitor Association
name: Persia, as in Persian Cat and Persian Rug are symbols of Persian culture
and do not represent the confederation of remaining nationalities. The remaining
ethnicity was always victim of Persian domination. The name Iran which was
officiated by Reza Khan of Pahlavi dynasty; is reminiscent of racist lyrics
of Ferdowsi's Shahnameh.
We thereby propose a national referendum to choose a progressive and new
name to replace the useless names. We endorse Iranistan.
3. Individual names
Our Arab neighbors have historically failed to call their children; pagan
names like Kaveh, Arash, Mithra and Azar. We can only enrich our culture
by avoiding patriotic chauvinism. We endorse national referendum on adopting
only the following meaningful names:
Jafar [camel], Bagher [Cow], Asghar [low], Gholam/Abdal-Everything [servant],
Abbas [grumpy], Asgar [spayed], Ghasem [cutter], Kazem [mute], Hashem [stray]
and Yahya [slim].
Our era is not the days of heroes. People should choose their flag. We call
for a national referendum to change the flag from Green-White-Red to Purple-Yellow-Red.
Those were the colors in mythical days. Lion-Sun w/Sword insignia should
be removed because it resembles Monarchy. The sword looks like the Zolfaghar
saber used by St. Ali [first Imam]. These symbols are not appropriate for
today's democratic society.
Except for a brief period in 1919, Iran has always been a lawless sand land.
The Cyrus cylinder is not the first proclamation of Human rights. Iranians
like any other newly found nations need to adopt the globally accepted U.N.
declaration of human rights. To enjoy democracy - the rule of the people,
by the people, for the people - we need to admit that our history is that
of despotic Kings like Darius, Nader and Reza Khan. The so called glorious
past is nothing but lies.
Amir Houshang Madeleine Halfbright
Constitutional movement was concocted in the British embassy and it's 1906
constitution was already nullified after our Great 1978 Revolution. The
nationwide 1979 referendum has disposed Monarchy in history's garbage and
brought us Republic. Therefore we endorse adoption of the Universal Declaration
of Human Rights for Iranistan's new constitution.
Solar years like "2710 Irani" are based on the foundation of Iran's
first empire Medes, the Shahanshahi year is based on Cyrus' coronation and
1381 is based on prophets migration.
We should live for tomorrow and times have changed. So the start of our
calendar should also change.
We endorse changing the year either backward or forward. To go back we suggest
the year 7023 because it is approved by world's renowned and accredited
historians and scholars. To select an altogether new date we propose a National
[Melli] calendar. Counting our new history from the birth of the only true
man in our history: Dr. Mosadegh's birthday. We are in year 122 Melli.
7. Jolly Holy Holidays
Emergence of a single super power is polluting our moral values through
it's decadent imperialist values by spreading neocolonialist rituals such
as Yalda, Mehregan and Sadeh.
Persian Watch Mouse Anti-Inquisition
propose to substitute all these superficial superstitions by observing the
following cross-cultural and true humanist ceremonies nationwide:
Referendum of Republic: 12-Far, Martyrdom of Navab-safavi, Khalil Tahmasebi,
Mozafar Zolghadr, Seyed Mohamad Vahedi 27-Dey-1334, Martyrdom of Ayat-Allah
Imam Mohamad Sadegh al-Sadr: 18-Feb, Martyrdom of Mohamadbagher Sadr: 19-Far,
Martyrdom of Imam Mousa Sadr Aug-1978, Pasdaran Revolution Guard day: 02-Ord,
Martyrdom of Morteza Motahari 12-Ord, Uprising for women's virtue 15-Khor,
Martyrdom of Qazafi's, Mostafa Chamran 31-Khor, Marytrydom of Mohamad Mofatah:
18-Dec, Martyrdom of Mohamad Beheshti 07-Tir, Martyrdom of Saint Ayat-Allah
Sadooghi 11-Tir, Martyrdom of Ayat-Allah Ashrafi Esfahani 23-Meh; Martyrdom
of St. Fazl-Allah Noori 09-Mor-1288, Martyrdom of Professor Ali Shariati
and Dr. Ahmad Shamloo at the hand of Savak's agent Johnny Walker, Martyrdom
of Ayat-Allah Ghodoosi 14-Sha, Martyrs of Jaleh square courtesy of Palestinians
17-Sha, Martyrdom of Ayat-Allah Madani 20-Sha, Martyrdom Imam Alinaghi 30-Sha,
Martyrdom of Imam Mousa Kazem 21-Meh, Martyrdom of Assad-Allah Lajevardi
23-Aug, Martyrdom Ayat-Allah Dastgheyb 20-Aza, Martyrdom of Hojat-al Islam
Hashemi-Nejad 07-Meh; Martyrdom of Hojat al-Islam Ghafari 07-Dey, Martyrdom
of Imam Jafar-Sadegh 20-Dey, Martyrdom of Imam Mohamadtaghi 24-Bah, Martyrdom
of Imam Mohamadbagher 01-Esf, Martyrdom of Saeed Imami 17-Jun, Martyrdom
of Ayat-Allah Mirza Ali Al-Gharavi Jun-1998, Martyrdom of Ayat-Allah Morteza-ali
Mohamad Ibrahim Boroojerdi Apr-1998, Martyrdom Mohamad Taghi Khoei 1994,
Martyrdom of ..., Martyrdom of ....
The true essence of esoteric love of unity is embodied in none other but
poems of Rumi. A passivity of pacifism that will elevate individual soul
in the path of eternity. We endorse a national referendum to replace the
war mongering mundane hogwash epic of Shahnameh Ferdowsi with peace and
love filled Divan Shams - Masnavi of Molavi.24-Dec-00